Ay up.

For a joke that was - realistically - over about 30 seconds after it started, 7 years has put its grave somewhere near the Earth's core. I implore you to purchase this, if not to do something funny with it, then to simply buy my silence.

It costs about £12.99 per year to have the "yourmumgay.co.uk" domain name. £30 or best offer, honestly I'd sell it for a bag of crisps. Maybe a single digestive biscuit, but that might involve haggling over the chocolate.

I made this thing in about september 2018 and then left it for several years. Eventually I killed the server running it because it was expensive, and now it's here because this server is free. The hit counter was custom and depended on a database that i completely forgot to back up when deleting the server, but to memory there were something like 80,000+ hits without ever posting/advertising it. The new counter has started over and is using a 3rd party provider.